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Look B · the gazette
Vol. 1 · No. 1 · Whenever the coffee's on
The Koch FamilyGazette
Welcome to the kitchen-table edition. Cards, cruises, and a decent pour — that's the local news. The classifieds are mostly jokes, except we really are short a chair for canasta. The real notices live in the back room.
Classifieds
- WANTED — Players for canasta and pinochle. The table is always short one chair. Experience optional; opinions included. Real deal times stay behind the family door.
- FOR TRADE — A pour of wine or whiskey for a story worth retelling. Red, amber, or whatever you brought. Glasses provided. Secrets not.
- NOTICE — Frequent travelers. The folks are especially fond of Mediterranean cruises. If the ship has a card table, we will find it.
- LOST — One casserole dish. Last seen at a potluck. Reward: leftovers, and a seat if you play cards.